Ogunjimi James Taiwo
“The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything.” – Albert Einstein
To cook food, we must know the ingredients needed and use them to specification. Pardon my late ramblings, it is the fire in my mouth that won’t go out until i spit out the words.
Watching Nigeria and Nigerians for some time now, I have seen people who are toiling and sweating all in an attempt to destroy Nigeria. I laugh. Why must you continue to toil this much for something this simple? To destroy Nigeria isn’t hard, you just need to learn the ropes.
I have taken time to carefully study the life and times of people who have played their own part in the gradual destruction of Nigeria. People like Obasanjo, Jonathan, Abati, Mark, House of reps., all Nigerians,e.t.c, and i have compiled their methods, so that you’ll learn how too.
To destroy a nation, you must set the religions against one another. You must tell the Christians that theirs is the only sure way to heaven and that anyone who doesn’t believe that is going to hell. You must tell the muslims that anyone who does not obey the teachings of The Prophet(S.A.W) is an infidel. You must begin to teach your children that anyone who doesn’t share their beliefs isn’t their friend. You must remind the christians that “the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence” and hammer it to the muslims that 70 virgins await those who kill an ‘unbeliever’. When a group of psycos start blowing up themselves and others, finish the job for them by facing one another and killing yourselves.
As the government in power, you must put all your family members in one post or another. You must not have just one account(c’mon, that’s too small), open one in dubai, two in Brazil, maybe 1 in Nigeria, 4 in switzerland. Give oil wells to “your own people”. Budget billions for your feeding, budget millions to buy the shoes you once had to do without. Any ‘tongue’ that tries to rise against you, condemn it with blackmail. Any ‘fool’ that abuses or insult your wife, charge him for treason. As for the looters of the nation’s treasury, you must keep supporting them(afterall, who will support you come 2015). When the Boko boys blow up a place, go there with robb in your face, and shed crocodile tears. After that, leave them with their palaver and travel to Brazil(na u kill them?). Also, immediately the report on the Nigerian thieves come out, sponsor another scandal to cover it up and then stage an impeachment threat to raise the heat.
As Nigerians, when you are driving and you see two lanes, create a third lane and go. Don’t bother to clean your environment, wait for government to impose a day on you.
What again gan sef? My eyelids are getting too heavy, time to hit my bed. Go and practice those ones first, and come back and give your testimony. I know it’ll be difficult at first, but with time, we’ll become Perfect Nation Destroyers.
Good Night Nigeria!
– James Ogunjimi